*If an infinite number of monkeys are given typewriters for an infinite amount of time, they will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare*.

More from the interesting Infinite Monkey Theorem and ofcourse The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator. Any interesting analogies to blogs, appreciated.

“If infinte monkeys start typing a blog, soon one of them would have got a meaningful one?

If an infinite number of Lazy monkeys are given scratch pads to scribble for an infinite amount of time, they won’t be celebrating Literature, Fine arts and Life.

If infinite number of monkeys start posting in a blog for an infinite amount of time they will eventually write a Rajini post followed by a kamal post.

If an infinite number of monkeys are given blogspots for an infinite amount of time, they will end up getting infinite posts from other monkeys.

Should have been

If an infinite number of monkeys are given blogspots for an infinite amount of time, they will end up getting infinite comments (or a little over 100?) from other monkeys.

🙂

Guru,

I wanted to write on this subject and I have written alomst 50%. I will post it in my blog soon, may be in a couple of weeks.

This is will be a sequel to ‘losuku’ where it delt with ‘nothing’.

– desikan

Guru,

Have now become a daily visitor of your blog! Its great to be here…

Keep it going that way!

-Sriram

http://thetraces.blogspot.com

Dear lazygeek…

“If an infinite number of monkeys are given typewriters for an infinite amount of time, they will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.” Wonderful and Great Analogy!!

How about this?

“If one monkey were given one computer for few seconds, it will eventually produce the any non-sense blog!!”

No Hard feelings!! Just a parallel analogy.

-Vijay-

Germany.

If an infinite number of monkeys start blogs, soon a news media is grown..monkeys start learning, evolving.. and then they dont blog anymore.

YO !! Interesting Analogies. Konjam vutta side gap-l a enna pottu thaakiteenga. Ofcourse, that was what I was expecting.

Gimme’ more. Gimme’ something more interesting.

Desikan, I am waiting to read that. ‘Losuku’ was an interesting read.

Jacky, Thaliva !!! Thaliva !!!

//”If infinte monkeys start typing a blog, soon one of them would have got a meaningful one?//

Sat, You said it !!

//If an infinite number of Lazy monkeys are given scratch pads to scribble for an infinite amount of time, they won’t be celebrating Literature, Fine arts and Life.//

Jacky, Here goes the first one one me 😉

//If infinite number of monkeys start posting in a blog for an infinite amount of time they will eventually write a Rajini post followed by a kamal post.//

There comes the worthy second !!

//If an infinite number of monkeys are given blogspots for an infinite amount of time, they will end up getting infinite posts from other monkeys.//

Maverick, Infact you are right here. This is how other dudes copy your old reviews as publish as new. I love their belief in people’s memory especially they believe so much on the writer’s memory itself. 😉

Sriram, Thanks

Vijay, No probs. Go on. Type another one. I am waiting to read.

This can throw up some qns:

Given N monkeys, how best can we make them APE Shakespeare?

Is it because there can’t be another MAN like Shakespeare that humans try to make infinite monkeys rewrite Shakespeare? 😉

If Shakespeare were alive today and sees this theorem, what is the probability that he will be alive the next moment?

Is it to avoid such crap that those gandhian monkeys shut their eyes, ears and mouth?

Infinite monkeys are already typing infinite blogs but no sign yet of any Shakespeare.

A chimpanzee recently proclaimed from a tree-top, “the future is already here”, and this orangutan in the course of a speech declared, “Shakespeare is so passe.”

But dont get provoked, I am just a gorilla with a negative Rhesus factor.

LG, Nanri Hai 🙂

If the monkey is a girl and is single, she will get the maximum comments for anything and everything she writes 😀